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Friday, October 10, 2008

Kids Are Quick

Found this from Agnes' xanga, thought I could share this with to those who had a bad day like me. Enjoy!
____________ _________ _________ ______


TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ..

MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS:         Maria.
____________ _________ _________ ______


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
____________ _________ _________ _________ ___


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

____________ _________ _________ _________ _____


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
____________ _________ _________ ____


TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:       Me!
____________ _________ _________ _________ ___


TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:
          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
____________ _________ _________ _________


TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE:           I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'    
 
____________ _________ _________ __


TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.    

(Witty!)
____________ _________ _________ ________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:        No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
____________ _________ _________

TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same dog.

(Good one!!)
____________ _________ _________ _____


TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD:   A teacher

____________ _________ _________ ____


Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Never give up

大學生空缺勁減 金融職位萎縮 畢業起薪點料跌回7000

(明報)10月7日 星期二 05:05

【明報專訊】金融海嘯席捲全球,聯校就業資料庫顯示,今年6至8月供本港大學畢業生申請的職位僅3023個,較去年同期大減一成,當中以經濟、銀行及金融首當其衝,成為跌幅最大的重災區。有人事顧問提醒應屆畢業生,6至8月職位空缺萎縮只是開始,新畢業生市場將進一步惡化,而且起薪點將回落至7000至1.1萬元。

畢業生空缺較去年少一成

八大院校組成的聯校就業資料庫,昨日公布6至8月職位空缺數據,共1573名僱主提供3023個職位,職位數目較去年同期下跌13.38%。工程算是空缺最多,達535個,但仍較去年同期下跌逾10%。而跌幅最多的工種包括經濟、統計及數學,較去年同期下跌53.33%,僅有21個空缺,其次是銀行及金融類別,較去年同期下跌45.36%,僅53個空缺(詳見表)。

月入逾萬元職位大減

6至8月職位的薪酬中位數為約1萬元,而月入逾萬元的空缺數目大幅下降,其中月薪16,001元至18,000元的空缺跌幅最顯著,跌幅達75.68%。月薪8001元至1萬元的空缺數目亦下跌19.63%,僅有1380個。月薪達36,000元或以上的更是「零空缺」。

合眾人事顧問公司總經理蘇偉忠認為,下一季的職位數目將會跌破「3000大關」。6至8月的數據只反映第三季情况,但受9月金融海嘯影響,下季情況將再惡化。他估計,第4季整體的職位空缺將下跌五成,僅餘約1500個職位空缺。

人事顧問﹕下季空缺將跌五成

蘇指出,全球受金融海嘯影響,銀行、金融、出入口等行業最先受到衝擊,並逐步蔓延倚賴銀行融資的企業。他估計,畢業生的平均薪酬將會下調至7000元至1.1萬元的水平,較現時9000至至1.3萬元大跌。他預料,大型金融機構將不願意運用資源培訓畢業生,改為選擇聘請具有經驗的求職者。他說,畢業生供不應求的現象短期內不會再出現,本港將出現「工揀人,不是人揀工」的情况。

人力資源管理學會理事吳克儉直言,金融海嘯才開始一個月,對本港市場的影響正陸續浮現,「相信未來一段時間的情况將更壞」。他指金融、地產行業、旅遊業會首當其衝。

This kind of news pops up everyday and I must agree that they are rather depressing. At one point I thought I was just unlucky. Graduating at the wrong time in the wrong subject. However, carrying this sort of thought does not help. All you can do is don't give up. If you give up yourself, no one else can help you.


Monday, October 06, 2008

I'm not alone

In the past, the dream of being able to run my very own house would regularly pop up. To have a spacious, simple and quite living area after graduation was utterly ideal. This dream place would be free from human beings (apart from me), comfortable and relaxing. Partially this dream did come true two weeks ago, I managed to find myself a place before being kicked out of Nixon, thank the Lord. A fully furnised apartment four times bigger than my old room, with a swmming pool and gym room in the basement. Couldn't have asked for more. However, still failed to find that "dream come true" feeling I was expecting.

A house gets too big when there's no one around apart from you. Thanks to my dearest Vivi and Geraldine for coming over to fill some space up during the weekend. Despite short but sweet. I felt like my jaws were aching because I haven't been chatting so much for two months. Girl talks have become an essential part of my life. How could I have given up 3 hours of sleep to chat? Poor Isabel must have been steaming throughout the night.


Monday, July 28, 2008

Top ten fastest Zero-To-60 Cars

9th---Dodge Viper SRT-10: 3.9 seconds (tie)

The 2008 Viper SRT10 goes on sale later this summer. It has a new, 8.4-liter V10 engine that produces 600 hp. Dodge officially states that a conservative estimate for its zero-to-60 mph time is "under four seconds," but won’t say exactly how much under, according to spokesman Todd Goyer. Pricing for the 2008 model has not been released yet but should be around $90,000.

9th---Lamborghini Gallardo Coupe: 3.9 seconds (estimate, tie)

The dramatically low-slung Lamborghini Gallardo Coupe has a 520-hp, mid-mounted V10 engine. The company says the Gallardo hits 62 mph in 3.95 seconds. The Gallardo is built on a lightweight aluminum frame, covered with glossy, plastic body panels. All-wheel drive is standard. Like other Lamborghinis, the Gallardo is named for a breed of fighting bull. Suggested retail is $178,550.

 

8th---Chevrolet Corvette Z06: 3.7 seconds

The Z06 is GM’s fastest production car ever. It has a 7.0-liter, V8 engine, boasting 505 hp, vs. "only" 6.0 liters of displacement and 400 hp for the standard Corvette. Extensive use of metals like titanium, aluminum and magnesium, plus carbon fiber and composites, make the Z06 strong but relatively light, considering the huge engine. Suggested retail is $70,000.

 

7th---Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano: 3.6 seconds (estimate)

Like Mercedes-Benz, Ferrari is another maker that only records an "official" time for zero-to-62 mph--in this case, 3.7 seconds for the 599 GTB Fiorano, said spokesman Toscan Bennett. He added that Ferrari’s official times are probably conservative, since "buff book" magazines have achieved faster times in testing. The 599 GTB Fiorano has a 611-hp V12 engine. Suggested retail is $280,295.

6th---Mercedes-Benz SLR 722 Edition: 3.5 seconds (estimate)

The SLR 722 Edition, named for a winner of the famous Mille Miglia race in Italy, is the fastest Mercedes-Benz to 60 mph. Like other European makers, Mercedes-Benz more often cites the zero-to-62 mph figure, 3.6 seconds in this case. That’s the equivalent of 100 kilometers per hour. Spokesman Rob Moran estimated 3.5 seconds to 60 mph. Suggested retail: $482,750

5th---Porsche 911 Turbo 3.4 seconds

The 911 Turbo is one of the few cars where the factory’s official zero-to-60 time for the automatic transmission is faster than the manual (by 0.3 seconds). That is due to Porsche’s famously quick Tiptronic transmission, an automatic that can also be shifted manually, without a clutch. The 480-hp 911 Turbo has 3.6-liter, six-cylinder, twin-turbocharged engine. Suggested retail: $122,900.

 

 
4th---RUF CTR3: 3.2 seconds
 
The CTR3’s zero-to-60 mph figure is conservative, said Wayne Corley, who co-owns the brand’s sole U.S. dealership, RUF Auto Centre in Dallas. RUF (all-capitals), is named for founder Alois Ruf, Sr. The company modifies factory Porsches in Germany, to perform even better. RUF also builds its own cars, like the CTR 3, which still shares some parts with the Porsche 911 GT3. Suggested retail is about $520,000, depending on the exchange rate.
 
 
2nd---Saleen S7: 2.8 seconds (tie)
 
The outrageously styled Saleen S7 is one of the few cars in the world with a claimed zero-to-60 mph sprint of less than three seconds, or 100 mph in 5.9 seconds, thanks to a twin-turbocharged, 750-hp V8 engine. The body is made of light but strong "honeycomb" composite panels. Suggested retail is $592,700. Saleen also builds cars strictly for the race track.

2nd---SSC Ultimate Aero TT: 2.8 seconds (tie)

SSC Autos LLC says its Ultimate Aero TT model, which is unrelated to the Audi TT, has a zero-to-60 mph time of about 2.8 seconds (OK, 2.78 seconds). Suggested retail is $549,000. Junus Khan, SSC sales director, said only one dealer, Motorcars of Las Vegas, sells the car. It has a twin-turbocharged V-8 engine that generates 1,183 hp, Khan said.

1st---Bugatti Veyron: 2.5 seconds

The car maker says the quadruple-turbocharged, W-16 engine (think two V-8s) in its Veyron 16.4 produces 1,001 hp. In turn, that results in a blistering zero-to-60 mph time of around 2.5 seconds, according to reviews. Since production began in late 2005, cars have been built exclusively to order. Suggested retail in the U.S. is around $1.4 million, depending on the dollar-euro exchange rate.


Sunday, July 27, 2008

New Women Warriors

If there was a course on "Ladies studies" or with a fancy name like "Femalenology", I would be the first one to join! There's so much to learn to become a "Lady". Fashion, health, cooking, make-up, hair styling.....you name it! Not to mention the basics like academic success, financial planning, careers, etc. When it comes to having kids, we even need to learn child psychology, education studies, nutritional biochemistry...I think every women deserves a degree~

十優生(【師奶股神】電視劇主題曲)


主唱:謝安琪
作曲:馮家俊
填詞:周博賢

有勇有謀 能守亦能鬥
泰山崩潰不顫抖 求取勝絕不罷休
生於當今世上做女子 既要望前兼要顧後
肩膊承擔眾多責任

連文學地理商科解剖 家居裝修 統要做研究
算術和化學要通透 廚藝亦要巧手
還會隨大市金股交收 高追低守 章法像高手
男士應該怕醜 女性絕對資優


Yesterday's tea-

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MacDondon's Cheese melts---Basically a whole piece of cheese deep fried. Crispy with a rather special coating and the cheese is mild but not too runny, comes with a tangy tomato sauce as well. Highly recommended!



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